Hey Hey President.

I am not even gonna explain this post. If you can't figure it out on your own, then I won't be expecting your vote.

I have decided I am going to run for President of the United States in 2028. In case you are confused why 2028, that is the nearest election that I will legally be able to run. I would of done 2012, but for the sake of me not wanting to jump off of a bridge due to the excessive amount of assholes that I know will tell me I can't be president till I am 35, I decided I would just go with 2028 and start campaigning now.

Since I don't know what the future will bring, I will focus on political issues plaguing us now.

I will also be starting my own political party:

The Common Sense Party.

The Common Sense Party will take the best of both worlds and put them together. We will have socially liberal views and economically conservative views.

So what this means is I need a conservative running mate. I also need conservative secretaries of Treasury, Defense, Homeland Security, Urban Development, Labor, Commerce and Veteran Affairs . As well as a liberal secretaries of Justice, Interior, Agriculture, Human Services, Transportation, Energy, State and Education.

So as you can see, the party will be made up of an even mix of conservatives and liberals in order to make for well balanced decisions all based on COMMON SENSE!

Here is a brief view of my stance on most of the issues, all of which will be developed more after meeting with my cabinet. Some fiscal issues I will leave out until I consult my cabinet.

Abortion: Keep it safe and legal.

Budget and Economy: Pay athletes and reality TV stars less. Pay people who do things (teachers, cops, firemen doctors etc) more.

Civil Rights: Make Gay Marriage Legal.

Drugs: Legalize and Tax Marijuana and Hemp.

Education: Get rid of standardize tests so that way students can actually learn as opposed to prepare for a test. The effectiveness of a teacher will be weighed on a new scale in development.

Energy and Oil: Use hemp oil grown domestically for fuel. Fund projects like Solar Road Way that will create green energy.

Environment: Keep the reserves and National Parks the way they are, alive.

Gun Control: Crack down on automatic weapons. No one is hunting with M-16s.

Immigration: Pass a language bill. Make illegal immigrants become citizens.

Jobs: More jobs will be created with the legalization of Hemp and prostitution.

If you are interested in being in my cabinet, let me know. I want to have an in depth stance on all the issues fairly soon so we can start making some noise on capital hill. Also, we need an animal to represent our party, so let the ideas fly.

We Are The World...

We Are The People...

We Will Be Heard...

The Common Sense Party.

Andrew Bilder for President 2028