Thursday, April 14, 2011

I'm your Rock N' Roll Jesus.

After years and years and years of going to shows, I have decided to take it upon myself to make the TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POP PUNK! These commandments are not to be broken! If they are, you will forever walk around with the label "THAT GUY".

In all seriousness though, these are 10 things that happen at shows that piss me the fuck off. If you want, feel free to print it on a shirt and be sure to cite "BILDER 5:16" on the bottom.

I: Thou shalt not wear the shirt of the band you are going to see perform.
II: Thou shalt show up before doors open.
III: Thou shalt stay till doors close.
IV: Thou shalt buy merch from as many bands as possible, starting with touring bands and ending with local bands.
V: Thou shalt encourage friends to come to the show
VI: Thou shalt go hard as a mother fucker in the pit.
VII: Thou shalt not hit any girl, in or out of the pit.
VIII: Thou shalt not intentionally harm to the venue.
IX: Thou shalt not spend more than a cigarettes worth amount of time outside the venue.
X: Thou shalt not yell "PLAY FREEBIRD!" under any circumstance.

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